$CTM

Become the crypto villain you always dreamed of.

An absurd 8-bit crypto RPG. Start as a broke pixel worm. Grind, shill, and manipulate your way to market-moving whale. It's all parody — and all fictional.

Hold 10,000 $CTM to play · fair launch on pump.fun
How to buy $CTM
  1. Get a Solana wallet (Phantom / Solflare) and fund it with SOL.
  2. Open the $CTM coin page on pump.fun (button above) and swap SOL → $CTM.
  3. Hold 10,000 $CTM, connect your wallet, and you're in.

Your evolution

Small Jeet
Lv 1–10

Poor degen trying to get rich

Big Fish
Lv 11–20

Insider rumors start rolling in

Maxi
Lv 21–30

Engagement farming king

Whale
Lv 31+

Market-moving elite

📜
Grind Quests

Join 12 dead Discords. Farm useless testnets. Pretend to understand tokenomics.

📈
Time the Market

Receive insider rumors and exit before the dump. High risk, high cope.

📣
Farm Engagement

Post pure nonsense on parody Crypto Twitter. Few will understand.

🚀
Launch Coins

Earn WHALE status, then launch parody meme coins. In-game only, obviously.

Fade the bosses

Frank
Mert
Gainzy
Mitch
Gake
Ansem
ChartFu
CZ
SBF
Arthur

Exaggerated fictional pixel-monster caricatures. Any resemblance is the joke.

$CTM is a satirical browser game. All rug / scam / manipulation mechanics are purely fictional and exist only inside the game. Not financial advice. Touch grass occasionally.